Return of the beef
Well, every now an then something happens in that is so bizarrely out of the ether that it makes you ponder the possibility that the universe is some sort of puppet master. Jimmy was phoned on Saturday 23rd by Noel from ‘Ryan’s’ bar in Kilkenny and asked if we could play a gig the following day in his original music Sunday event. So without hesitation Jimmy called myself and the Gloves and the ‘Sink Master’. Gloves and myself could do it. So with no rehersal in 10 months and two severe hangovers ( I mean severe because my old man, ‘Murt’, celebrated 60 the night before and I was smashed ) we sat down for one hour, one hour before the gig, to see if we could do it. That’s sort of the standard effort beef supreme devote to a feasibility study on something. Read more
By popular demand the chronicle of Abbeyfest 2009
Recently my band of merry men headlined the crewger film/arts festival in abbeyleix in LAOIS!!. Yo . . So the gig went very well and as part of the deal, laid down on pig skin and written in human blood, we stayed at the Abbey Manor Hotelier. Gig plus drink plus free drink plus all night hotel sing along and drink. Plus foot stink plus arse gone pink… then sleep
Manema?
Manema – I heard about this! Its where you have anal sex with your partner and allow your self to relax a bit into a semi. Then while maintaining penetration you take a slash in her ass. Where did I hear about it… well in my head I heard it! I woke up one morning in the bed, fortunate for me not to wake up on a cliff, and was thinking. I started off by wondering was there a better place on the car to have the petrol tank…. …. there probably wasn’t. I then began to think about pumping petrol… Then the Manema formed in my head. Read more
Yuppies ruin gigs!
Everyone has been to a gig, BIG or small, where a yuppie or bebo of yuppies ( bebo being their collective name ) simply melts your head via an unparalleled display of ignorance, arrogance and the brass neck to take offence that you might condemn them for their views and behaviour. Yuppies, you don’t belong at a serious musical/artistic event because the very heart and soul of expression is entirely at odds with what you represent. You will always be an outsider who tries to lessen the alienation you feel picking fault with absolutely everything until you somehow make everyone around you more miserable than you feel. To compress the above down and express it more efficiently “Fuck off you assholes” Read more
New Material
Well its been a while since we have jammed or anything. We have been making babies. There is a lot of material we gigged with before and I think its definitely worth while getting it out there. So hopefully we will have regular updates on how it goes.
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